Animals ate my car

 

Have you ever had a zebra chew your car? Food ripped out of your hand by a wildebeast?

 

Well, we have. It's called Lazy 5 Ranch

We took my little one there for her birthday.

 

I think my sis and I had more fun than the kids who were screaming from the back seats as camels, ostriches, and wild beasts all shoved their heads in our car windows.

 

 

 

Seriously, I'm not sure of the liability of a place like this but I am pretty certain that my vehicle was licked, drooled, chewed, and brushed upon by wild creatures from Africa. And it was amazing.

 

I pet the horns of animals the size of my car. I wanted to stand on the giraffe.

I pet the zebra and fed him after seeing signs that told us not to.

I wanted to ride the rhino around his entrapment.

I wanted to kidnap every little wild baby pig there.

My sister was robbed of our $3 bucket of food by what she called a cow but was certainly a bull with horns as big as her.

 

What a day filled with laughter.