Sooooo, you know when you get old, like say, 27ish and married...it becomes difficult to throw random "adult sleepovers" without your husbands being like "umm, what, are we 12?"
Sleepovers are acceptable. At any age.
So, what do you do at a sleepover? Well we're having one. RIGHT NOW!! AHHHH!!!
Ok so,
Step 1: you pack your closet, fridge, and bathroom
Step 2: you call your closest gal pal (and/or sister) to confirm the arrangements
Step 3: you head out, presumably
Step 4: ARRIVE at said destination
Step 5: you put in movies, have your gal pal color your hair, discuss latest fashions
Step 6: you eat popcorn AND bake cookies (both are necessities)
Step 7: you try out each other's makeup and latest zit smashing creams
Step 8: you put on your pjs, and discuss where you got them
Step 9: you sip bottled waters mixed with crystal lights (because alcohol is so overrated)
Step 10: you're probably going to start crashing by now, what, with all the zit cream, crystal light, and popcorn...you're bound to be tired, and honey, face it, we ain't 12. A girl our age, needs her beauty sleep.
Step 11: make sure the coffee pot is set before early morning dusk because the kids wake up early and will be expecting bacon and boiled eggs.
Happy Friday the 13th!
And don't worry we're slumbering at H's crib, not in some "cabin by the lake" (chi chi chi, ah ah ah)
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