what language do we speak?

Honestly, I ask myself this everytime we are together.
It's like we become foreign species and only we can understand each other.
It's just absurd and ridiculous.. But it's how we roll.

Do you do this with friends or family? Please tell us we aren't the only ones.

Words become shortened, new phrases are born, nicknames are continuously adjusted, songs become catch phrases, and everything becomes laughable.

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people" ~Victor Borge

pinterest obsession

Do you love all things girly?

Girl, us too!!

Seriously! When we first heard of Pinterest, we thought what everyone first thought...omg, I should have invented this!

Isn't it sickening how many hours a day you could spend on there browsing? Don't you find it intriguing the things that people come up with? Don't you wish you could make everything on your "DIY" board!?

Us too. We love it. And H does hair so we thought how fitting to post our very first "Interest Pinterest" on...hair!!

We fell in love with it the moment we saw it. And what an adorable way to spruce up any drab hairstyle!

Well, why don't you just... Follow us:

"Christi"

"Heather"

And we'll probably stalk your boards..I mean hey, we're just sayin'

slumber partaaay!!

Sooooo, you know when you get old, like say, 27ish and married...it becomes difficult to throw random "adult sleepovers" without your husbands being like "umm, what, are we 12?"

Sleepovers are acceptable. At any age.

So, what do you do at a sleepover? Well we're having one. RIGHT NOW!! AHHHH!!!

Ok so,
Step 1: you pack your closet, fridge, and bathroom
Step 2: you call your closest gal pal (and/or sister) to confirm the arrangements
Step 3: you head out, presumably
Step 4: ARRIVE at said destination
Step 5: you put in movies, have your gal pal color your hair, discuss latest fashions
Step 6: you eat popcorn AND bake cookies (both are necessities)
Step 7: you try out each other's makeup and latest zit smashing creams
Step 8: you put on your pjs, and discuss where you got them
Step 9: you sip bottled waters mixed with crystal lights (because alcohol is so overrated)
Step 10: you're probably going to start crashing by now, what, with all the zit cream, crystal light, and popcorn...you're bound to be tired, and honey, face it, we ain't 12. A girl our age, needs her beauty sleep.
Step 11: make sure the coffee pot is set before early morning dusk because the kids wake up early and will be expecting bacon and boiled eggs.

Happy Friday the 13th!
And don't worry we're slumbering at H's crib, not in some "cabin by the lake" (chi chi chi, ah ah ah)

...watch this...

Linking up over here to chat about what we watched this week...

Oh my god, so here it is....
WE WATCHED....drum roll,brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........ PRETTY WOMAN!
Seriously, we're boring right?
No, in fact, we are not.

We just love old classic movies, bahaha, and Pretty Woman is truly a classic. And by old and classic we mean 90's movies.

If we had more time, we'd watch....
1. the latest Fresh Beat Band (a little too toddler-y?, so what.)
2. Big Bang Theory
3. 2 Broke Girls
4. Two and a Half Men
5. Overhauling
6. Lizard Lick

And well, that's all we can think of.

What are you watching because obvi we need to be in the know so we can watch something cool.

...It's Ok Thursday Link Up...

Linking up with Amber  (a blog friend of C's at her family blog Mackeys Moments)

It's Ok to be really obsessed with texting. Consider it a way of life actually.
And side note - if you teach your parents to text, expect them to learn the lingo, and by lingo we mean things like LOL, BFF, and OMG. Because no one should be texting "Laughing Out Loud", that's just silly.

It's Ok to wake up with bed head and bad breath. If you're married like us, it is still Ok. Just brush your shit and move on.

It's Ok to wish call out of work because you feel lazy...we consider it "a mental health day"

It's Ok to want to cuss out Walmart employees - excuse our rudeness, but SOME people just can never be happy. I mean, sorry you're upset with your job Mr. Walmart customer service man but you chose it and if you don't want to work, atleast humor me and act like you like your job.   Side not: by Walmart we mean basically anywhere you shop that has rude service clerks (whatever their job title is). And by cuss them out, we mean basically beat them and make them take a happy pill

We look forward to bringing you more of its ok Thursday's!

...obsessions...

things we're really obsessed with...

1.   
Dirty Dancing ~ seriously there is no other movie that compares.

2.
~ everyones latest addiction.

3.  
chips and salsa ~ any time. anywhere.

4.  
 boots ~ I don't think we could live without them.

5.
 we shop clearance...and we're proud

6.
 target ~ duh. who doesn't.

7.
 a toaster oven...one of life's necessities

8.
 bedroom slippers ~ all day long...


9.
 a good bra ~ can make you look like a million bucks

10.
 lipgloss ~ a girl's true bff

11.
 sweet tea ~ real southern pride

12.  
Charming Charlie ~ the most amazing store ever invented, the color coded shelving is enough to make us grin from ear to ear.

13.
 cell phones ~ if we're ever lost on an island..we'll take one of these

14.  
sunshine ~ life's medicine

15.
 beaches ~ any day of the year

16.  
 icecream ~ needs to be a food group

17.  17.
 skittles ~ we'll probably eat them pureed when we're old

18.  
and my sister.

19.
 leopard print ~ everything. We mean, that would be creepy but cool.

20.
 nail polish ~ it completes any look

...first things first...

So, you found us...

Hey! Ok so we’re bloggers now, which is so totally fetch. (we’ll get to crazy word choices later).

We’re Christi and Heather, a couple of sisters who grew up on Mary Kate and Ashley videos, writing sentences for punishment, sharing a room and carpooling. We’re close. We make jokes about everything and we laugh at them uncontrollably.

And we know you will too.

We love all things pink, glittery, holiday-ish, and we have a knack for cleanliness. 

No, but for real, we could probably benefit from some OCD counseling on neurotic behavior.

Ok, so what are we blogging about?

We're gonna be blogging about life as we see it…the funny crap that keeps us chuckling for hours, the happy thoughts that go on inside our heads, if you will.

We're going to tell you about the losers we've dated, the jobs we've been excused from, fun ol fashion family memories, the latest smashin' fashions, and much more!

We think you’ll appreciate our advice and our love of laughter.

Enjoy the read.

xoxo,

Christi & Heather

but you can call us (C & H)